Decoding the
Dots && Colons

“Got the IP. Let’s trace his home.”
Great. You’ll find his ISP, not his sofa.

“Found an IP in logs. Must be NASA.”
Next stop: Mars mission via Google Chrome.

“IP address exposed! Game over for them.”
Chill Sherlock, that IP might be a college library printer.

“Tracked his IP... Now I know where he lives.”
Nice. Tell that to his 4 roommates on the same Wi-Fi.

“I saw his IP. That’s all I need.”
Yeah and seeing a bank means you automatically own the money?

“Location tracked via IP... bro I'm elite.”
You just tracked a proxy server in Bangalore. He’s in New York.

“Open Google, type ‘what’s my IP’. Boom. Hacked.”
Bro, that’s like asking “what’s my weight” and expecting a six-pack.

“Hacked an IP. Waiting for the files to download.”
Sit tight. Santa might deliver them too.